The rest is mostly legal stuff.
1. By submitting your material you are giving the
ApeSheet® license to publish the article on the Web site. The ApeSheet®
also reserves the right to use your submission in any promotional materials.
However, unlike some other sites, we won't claim sole publishing
rights to your work. After all, you wrote it, not us. We only want to
put it on the site so you can prove to your friends that you really
2. Anything you submit must be original material.
You must have the legal right and authority to grant publishing rights
for the material to the ApeSheet®. The work should not be considered
libelous or defamatory, and it should not violate or infringe upon the
copyright, privacy right, publicity right, trademark, service mark or
any other personal or property right of any person or entity - unless
it's really, really funny.
3. You agree to hold harmless the ApeSheet®
from any third-party claims, damages, liabilities, costs and expenses,
including legal fees and court costs, in connection with any breach
by you of this agreement. Basically, if we get sued because of something
you wrote, it's not our fault, it's yours.
4. The ApeSheet® is free to use your material
however it sees fit. The ApeSheet® may edit or alter your article
in order to make it even funnier than it already is.
By clicking submit, you agree to the above outlined
terms. If you can't get this page to work, you can also send your material
in the body of an email to
firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address and phone
number. If the ApeSheet® plans to use your material, you should
receive a reply within a few days thanking you for your immeasurably
witty contribution and confirming the agreement.