ROB ZOMBIE'S
DAILY PLANNER
 
BY NATHANIEL WHITTEN
 

Eds. Note: We at The ApeSheet were not surprised when we found these scintillating selections from Rob Zombie's daily drudgery sitting in our mailbox. In fact we were surprised they didn't show up sooner. In an age when celebrity porn tapes are easier to get than actual porn tapes it will only be a matter of time before we can instantly upload what a celebrity is thinking or doing directly to our computers. Daily updates of what Stephen Dorf is thinking? It's coming people!

  Thursday, August 25
6:00  
Wake up, calisthenics, lap pool
6:30  
Shower, shave, breakfast (Farina, blueberry protein smoothie)
7:00  
Call Merrill Lynch - cattle futures vs. REITS; MSFT good play here?
7:40  
Full makeup - dreads, beard, dried blood/dirt mixture
8:00  
Photo shoot for The Devil's Rejects 2006 calendar and coffee table book
8:30  
Prep for Insider interview with Pat O'Brien
8:45  
Tape interview (thank Pat for champagne and flowers, ask about his sobriety)
9:30  
Check sales figures for The Devil's Rejects soundtrack album/licensed apparel. Return emails. Dried fruit snack.
10:30  
Quiet time for memoir writing. First chapter due at Random House next week. Call back Tommy L.'s ghostwriter.
1:00  
Lunch at Beverly Hills Hotel with producer and agent regarding The Devil's Rejects follow-up - pitch romantic comedy project. Stop pigeonholing me!
2:30  
Meet Lenny Kravitz' stylist regarding possible new look for next year
3:30  
Health club: weights and cardio with Ken R.
5:00  
Kabala class
6:30  
Listening sessions with Universal A&R execs for new album Crush Killer Crimson Corpse Shockwave (play ballad first!)
8:00  
Barbeque with Ozzy, Sharon, Oprah - bring appetizers
10:00  
Shiatsu with Fu Ling
11:00  
Prayers and chanting
11:30  
Chamomile tea and bed


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