Kitaoka Rotating Snakes

 
Details of (l. to r.) Stankiewicz Untitled (Wrench relief) and Chamberlain Ludwig's Lust
 
Details of (l. to r.) Picasso The Dream, Cooke Silva Morosa and Frazetta Dark Kingdom
 
 
Art That I Like Looking At: Five Of The Greatest Works Of Art Of All Time
By Dr. Jeff Geoff

Ask any self-respecting art historian to compose a greatest works of art list and odds are he'll run screaming in the other direction. Both Gombrich and Janson dodged the question while they were alive. Janson said of the task, "I am afraid I'll spend too many sleepless nights tossing and turning." Still there are plenty of art historians who will offer up a list with no problem. Thomas Hoving is a list whore. And Sister Wendy has put together more lists than Casey Kasem. Where do I stand on making such lists? All I can say is that penguin has seen more cabbage than Gombrich ever saw. So without further ado I offer you my selection for Five of the Greatest Works of Art of All Time.


ARTIST: Akiyoshi Kitaoka
WORK: Rotating Snakes
COMMENT: Rotating Snakes is the Pieta of optical illusions. A perfect blend of science and dynamism, this work has enough kinetic motion to make Victor Vasarely cream on a Bridget Riley painting. It also has taken Op-Art back from those dirty hippies and Magic Eye posters. And nobody has to pretend they see a dolphin, a heart or a baby seal to understand why it's so awesome.

ARTIST: Anything by Richard Stankiewicz or John Chamberlain
COMMENT: I wish there was one particular art piece that stressed exactly what it was I like about these artists and their work. The problem is I like any sculpture where machine scraps or crumpled automobile parts have been welded together. The other problem is both these artists more or less made the same work of art throughout their careers. Nevertheless, they used the raw power and brute strength of scrap metal to express a great idea again and again and again. Keep it coming boys!

ARTIST: Pablo Picasso
WORK: The Dream
COMMENT: Recognizing the true brilliance of a Picasso work can be difficult. I didn't completely understand the genius of his paintings until I saw The Dream. Initially, when I saw this piece I took it as another interpretation on an old theme: woman asleep. But after awhile I realized that the subject of this painting isn't sleeping. What she's doing is touching herself, fantasizing about a huge cock. Turn it sideways and take a look at the right half of her face. What do you see? What I see is a big dick and once you see that dick it will never go away. How brilliant is that? I can say without doubt that The Dream is the most awesome painting Picasso ever made.

ARTIST: Nigel Cooke
WORK: Silva Morosa
COMMENT: Since every other art historian has some dumb landscape on his list I feel I should include one too. However, I refuse to select some stupid nature painting like Stubbs' Mare and Foals in a Wooded Landscape, which is one of Sister Wendy's picks. Boring! I'm also not going to pick Bellows' North River, which is what Hoving chose. Yawn! Instead my choice is Silva Morosa by Nigel Cooke. Like most of his paintings, Silva Morosa is an unbelievable representation of ecological futurism and urban decomposition. As far as landscapes go, Cooke's work has everything; decapitated heads, smoking rocks, graffiti, skulls and almost no actual landscape to speak of. What more could you ask for?

ARTIST: Frank Frazetta
WORK: Dark Kingdom
COMMENT: I'm sure there are plenty of artworks that one could describe as heavy metal. Robert Rauschenberg's Monogram, Damien Hirst's A Thousand Years or Andy Warhol's The Last Supper come to mind. But they're all missing one important component: a southern rock soundtrack. If you're enjoying the Frazetta masterpiece Dark Kingdom, odds are you're also boogying to the classic Hatchet record, Flirtin' with Disaster. With its pornographic undertones, Viking slayer and sweet swamp rock, this painting is a connoisseur's wet dream.


Dr. Jeff Geoff is professor of Fine Arts at the University of New York City. He is the author of Amazing Scarification Activities You Can Do At Home and The Marina Abramovic Scab Book. He has contributed articles to numerous journals, including Elitism Today and Photogram Collector.



 
 


JOIN THE CLUB
 
EMAIL THIS
ARTICLE
 
APESHEET
CONTEST


   
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
   
   
BACK TOP   MUSIC   ARTless   FILM/TV   PRINT   MISC.   COPY MAIL SUBMIT
© Copyright 2004 The APESHEET, All rights reserved. http://www.theapesheet.com