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WHY AM I NAKED???
 
BY BRAM
 

Wed, 30 Aug 2000 1:24:37 PM Eastern Daylight Time

LAST NIGHT WAS A TYPICAL NIGHT FOR ME. I GOT HOME, HAD NO FOOD FOR DINNER, SO I DRANK A 12 PACK OF BUD LIGHT AND SMOKED A PACK OF NEWPORT LIGHTS INSTEAD.

I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH AGAIN, BUT WHAT STARTLED ME WAS MY STATE WHEN I WOKE UP. I KNOW I WENT TO SLEEP WITH A T-SHIRT AND BOXERS ON...........BUT WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS NAKED!!!!!!!

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK..........AN EROTIC DREAM, A HORNY ROOMMATE?

I REACHED DOWN TO PUT MY BOXERS BACK ON BUT THEY WERE SOAKING WET.........DID I PISS MYSELF?!?!

THEN IT CAME BACK TO ME.........I REMEMBER DOZING OFF AND SAYING TO MYSELF "DON'T FALL ASLEEP, YOU HAVE A FULL BEER RESTING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS."

APPARENTLY, I DIDN'T LISTEN TO MYSELF AND AT SOME POINT DURING THE NIGHT I SPILT THE BEER ON MY GROIN AND GOT NAKED.

I WONDER IF JAMIE CAME HOME AND SAW ME LIKE THAT.........

I AM GOING TO TRY IT AGAIN TONIGHT.

WET DREAMS, BR.

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